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Anonymous whispered: I heard Xander and Cordelia went on a date. What about Anya and Angel?

What about ‘em, anon? Obviously Angel would nothing to do with that tramp. She’s a demon! I mean right, she’s a demon!

Anonymous whispered: So Cordelia and Xander are kissing at the Trevi Fountain. Just sharing the news.

Ew. That’s possibly the grossest thing I’ve heard all week. 

Anonymous whispered: Is Willow really no longer doing magic?

Haven’t I already answered this question? Little red witch is not done with magic. She’s more dependent on Wicca than a college student is to adderall. 

Anonymous whispered: Do you think there is something between Dawn and Spike?

How dang cute would that be?! Plus, it would be hilarious to see big sister Buffy’s reaction. That would be something worth seeing.

Anonymous whispered: Who is Xander seeing?

He wishes. Anya’s demon-y once again and Cordelia’s chasin’ after Angel. Poor guys need to go find another bug lady to mack up on. 

Anonymous whispered: Why is Cordelia in Rome?

“Official business” 

For some reason I doubt that. Most likely, she just followed Angel here.

Anonymous whispered: Are Spike and Drusilla together?

Most definitely. They’re mister and miss no soul now. Killing, blood, sexy times. The whole deal.

Anonymous whispered: Are Buffy and Willow fighting?

Probably. Those two kittens get at each others throats all the time. Personally, I wouldn’t mind seeing them claw each other to shreds.

Anonymous whispered: Is Angel seeing anybody?

Doesn’t anyone listen to me?! I’ve already said, Angel + Cordelia= A total thing now.

Anonymous whispered: Are Faith and Buffy doing it?

HAHAHAH. That’d be the day. 

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