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Anonymous whispered: What's with the tension between Faith and Buffy?

Deep seated insecurity and a need to be accepted by each other. Plus, I mean, Faith is a total lesbian, right? I bet she’s mad that she hasn’t gotten Buffy in the bed yet. Or, at least I assume she hasn’t. Buffy’s all tightly-wound girl, she wouldn’t. 

Anonymous whispered: Is there something happening between Angel and Cordelia Chase?

Most definitely. The two were seen canoodling at Wesley’s housewarming party. The two have been inseparable ever since.

Anonymous whispered: Did Giles really go on a date?

Sure did. Looks like little Rupert’s gettin’ back into the game. 

Anonymous whispered: Does Spike still love Buffy?

Always. That pitiful little pup will never get over his little infatuation for the Buffster. Even though he clearly deserves someone better. A man as hot as that… Well, let’s just say, if he came stalking around my house, I wouldn’t be punching him in the face.

Anonymous whispered: What do you think it means that that witch Tara is back?

What do you mean, what do I think that it means? I think it means trouble, anon. Those two witches together is never good news.

Anonymous whispered: how do you get your information?

Let’s call it creative speculation.

Anonymous whispered: I heard Willow used magic again.

That little addict is always using magic. Isn’t exactly news, sweet pea.  She couldn’t even stop for her girlfriend who begged her to. Pretty much killed her too. 

Anonymous whispered: Is it true that Dawn went to find Spike without telling anyone?

Hmm. Vampire with the Slayer’s little sis. I wouldn’t doubt it, that Dawn girl was always a troublemaker. And I can’t imagine William the Bloody saying no to a fresh little slice like her. 

Anonymous whispered: I saw Anya walking over to Giles' place. What do you think is going on there?

I bet they’re doing the deed. You know, they did kiss once. So what if it was a spell? I can smell the sexual tension from here.

Anonymous whispered: is Buffy really distancing herself from the others?

Buffy’s always distancing herself from everyone else, isn’t she? Can’t say that’s new territory with the Lady of Buffdom. Gotta say, she does a damn good job of it, too. I can’t even understand how her friends put up with her, and her constant need for attention. 

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