The Oracle

I heard Xander and Cordelia went on a date. What about Anya and Angel?

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 22:38:41 -0400

What about ‘em, anon? Obviously Angel would nothing to do with that tramp. She’s a demon! I mean right, she’s a demon!

So Cordelia and Xander are kissing at the Trevi Fountain. Just sharing the news.

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 22:37:41 -0400

Ew. That’s possibly the grossest thing I’ve heard all week.

Is Willow really no longer doing magic?

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 22:37:04 -0400

Haven’t I already answered this question? Little red witch is not done with magic. She’s more dependent on Wicca than a college student is to adderall.

Do you think there is something between Dawn and Spike?

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 22:35:39 -0400

How dang cute would that be?! Plus, it would be hilarious to see big sister Buffy’s reaction. That would be something worth seeing.

Who is Xander seeing?

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 22:30:47 -0400

He wishes. Anya’s demon-y once again and Cordelia’s chasin’ after Angel. Poor guys need to go find another bug lady to mack up on.

Why is Cordelia in Rome?

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 22:28:06 -0400

“Official business”

For some reason I doubt that. Most likely, she just followed Angel here.

Are Spike and Drusilla together?

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 22:27:12 -0400

Most definitely. They’re mister and miss no soul now. Killing, blood, sexy times. The whole deal.

Are Buffy and Willow fighting?

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 22:26:00 -0400

Probably. Those two kittens get at each others throats all the time. Personally, I wouldn’t mind seeing them claw each other to shreds.

Is Angel seeing anybody?

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 20:45:00 -0400

Doesn’t anyone listen to me?! I’ve already said, Angel + Cordelia= A total thing now.

Are Faith and Buffy doing it?

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 20:44:57 -0400

HAHAHAH. That’d be the day.

What's with the tension between Faith and Buffy?

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 20:44:47 -0400

Deep seated insecurity and a need to be accepted by each other. Plus, I mean, Faith is a total lesbian, right? I bet she’s mad that she hasn’t gotten Buffy in the bed yet. Or, at least I assume she hasn’t. Buffy’s all tightly-wound girl, she wouldn’t.

Is there something happening between Angel and Cordelia Chase?

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 20:39:20 -0400

Most definitely. The two were seen canoodling at Wesley’s housewarming party. The two have been inseparable ever since.

Did Giles really go on a date?

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 20:36:29 -0400

Sure did. Looks like little Rupert’s gettin’ back into the game.

Does Spike still love Buffy?

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 20:34:00 -0400

Always. That pitiful little pup will never get over his little infatuation for the Buffster. Even though he clearly deserves someone better. A ~~man~~ as hot as that… Well, let’s just say, if he came stalking around my house, I wouldn’t be punching him in the face.

What do you think it means that that witch Tara is back?

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 21:22:00 -0400

What do you mean, what do I think that it means? I think it means trouble, anon. Those two witches together is never good news.

how do you get your information?

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 21:20:00 -0400

Let’s call it creative speculation.

I heard Willow used magic again.

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 21:14:24 -0400

That little addict is always using magic. Isn’t exactly news, sweet pea. She couldn’t even stop for her girlfriend who begged her to. Pretty much killed her too.

Is it true that Dawn went to find Spike without telling anyone?

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 21:06:00 -0400

Hmm. Vampire with the Slayer’s little sis. I wouldn’t doubt it, that Dawn girl was always a troublemaker. And I can’t imagine William the Bloody saying no to a fresh little slice like her.

I saw Anya walking over to Giles' place. What do you think is going on there?

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 21:01:56 -0400

I bet they’re doing the deed. You know, they did kiss once. So what if it was a spell? I can smell the sexual tension from here.

is Buffy really distancing herself from the others?

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 20:52:01 -0400

Buffy’s always distancing herself from everyone else, isn’t she? Can’t say that’s new territory with the Lady of Buffdom. Gotta say, she does a damn good job of it, too. I can’t even understand how her friends put up with her, and her constant need for attention.